Alan Smith

Andreas Nicholas

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Personal Profile

Andreas Nicholas is an enigma. How or Why are beyond reasonable questions, it is more a question of what if and if else why not. Profundity and Hashtags abound. Meaning is all that matters. Insiginficance plagues us, the only hope is a dozen fidget spinners. Top Kek. I refute the Hobesian obligation to maintain a philosophical Jobian Lifestyle. Instead I focus on my Work.

Work Experience

Social Media Strategist @ Turner Entertainment *(CNN, HLN, ETC)

2014 - Present

During Flight 370, I wrote CNN's Tweets.

Pigaloo Inc.

Janruary 2007 - March 2011

When you are bored as hell, you might as well go to pigaloo.com

Nanotechnology Engineer @ Cubesat, Laser Ablation Material Science Stoichieometry Expert

October 2004 - December 2016

During my time at Nasa as an intern indexing the molecular symmetry I orchestrated the design of several hydrophobic nonnutonion polymers.

Key Skills

  • Python
  • Unity
  • Sanskrit
  • Meta
  • Augmented Reality
  • Projection Installations
  • Film
  • Creativity

Education

Foothill College

Qualification

Nanotechnology Material Science Fabrication Extraterrestrial PSY, REMOTE .

University California Santa Cruz

Qualification

Alchemy.